Have you accepted Shojo Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
…Bonnie is a devout Christian and she just uttered the words ‘juicy Jesus sandwich’. I think I am a bad influence.
damn jesus what conditioner do you use
i gotta get me some
is it weird that i really really want to read this
My grandmother’s a hardcore Catholic and offered to get it for me if I actually read it.
JESUS IS LATE FOR A SERMON
“I’M GOING TO BE LATE PETER-SAN WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE ME???”
AND HE’S RUNNING OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH SOME TOAST
HE FALLS INTO A NEW MYSTERIOUS GIRL. INTO HER BOSOM MIGHT I ADD
“AH GOMENASAI” RESPONDS JESUS
THE GIRL IS CALLED MARY MAGDELENE. SHE’S A TSUNDERE
THEN IT TURNS OUT SHE’S A TRANSFER STUDENT TO HIS SERMON CLASSES