iskandarsbutt:

liamoflegends:

syntheticdisaster:

moraniarty:

eldritch-abomination:

unseilie:

Have you accepted Shojo Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

…Bonnie is a devout Christian and she just uttered the words ‘juicy Jesus sandwich’. I think I am a bad influence.

damn jesus what conditioner do you use

i gotta get me some

is it weird that i really really want to read this

My grandmother’s a hardcore Catholic and offered to get it for me if I actually read it.

omg wait

what if

JESUS IS LATE FOR A SERMON

“I’M GOING TO BE LATE PETER-SAN WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE ME???”

AND HE’S RUNNING OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH SOME TOAST

WHEN *WHAM*

HE FALLS INTO A NEW MYSTERIOUS GIRL. INTO HER BOSOM MIGHT I ADD

“AH GOMENASAI” RESPONDS JESUS

THE GIRL IS CALLED MARY MAGDELENE. SHE’S A TSUNDERE

THEN IT TURNS OUT SHE’S A TRANSFER STUDENT TO HIS SERMON CLASSES

*CHOKES*

(Source: nautilid)